Tuesday, February 02, 2010

 

Buying an iPad?

Going to buy an iPad? Have I got a new product for you! It's called iBridge(TM). It's a revolutionary improvement over the existing dingy, grey bridges of your parent's generation. The iBridge(TM)is stylishly designed with chrome and white steel. It also boasts amazing usability improvements:

* As you cross the iBridge, you get to watch your choice of 30-second video clips or to play a quick intensive game.

* Climate-controlled and driver-controlled crossing means you won't have to worry about crashing into oncoming traffic due to slippery or darkened conditions.

All these great usability and safety improvements come in attractively-colored iCars.* You get to choose your own color -- let me repeat -- you get to choose your own color as you cross the iBridge in fashionable splendor.**

Coming soon to iBridge: iCondos!*** Sell your old car and ugly residence and move permanently onto the iBridge as we build onward and upward!

* Safety limitations require only 1 iCar to cross the iBridge at a time.
** Improved usability means your old car can not cross the iBridge. Consumer must find ways to get their old car to the other side of the iBridge.
*** All decorating decisions and furniture layout decisions must be approved by CEO and Chief Designer for all i-Branded products.
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